Welcome Human to Future Threads

THANK YOU for stepping into our weird little store.

Out of all the stores in all the Galaxies, you chose Future Threads.

That means the Earth to us.

We are a small company that has been weird, wild and, selling online since 2008. Together we have lightyears of weirdness and decades of experience in making Humans happy.

We like to think of ourselves as Space Travelers from the Future with a bad sense of humor.

Since launching Future Threads, the team has grown from two awesomely weird "people" to almost a whole handful of out-of-this-world (see what I did there?) "people". 

We at Future Threads partner with Manufacturers and Distributors around many different Galaxies. Ensuring your items are delivered straight from the quadrants they are made.

Future Threads also distributes and sells across the Universe and most dimensions via our Interstellar Partners.

WHAT SPACE TRAVELERS CARE ABOUT:

• Quality - we won't sell anything we don't vet first. Yes, we own at least 1 of everything. If anything isn't up to par, let us know!
• Great Customer Service - Ducks Fly Together. Wait, what? We talk well with humans
• Universal Shipping - It's True. No Galaxy is out of our reach. Except for Canada. Just Kidding, we love Canadians too.
• Secure Checkout - We've hired the best developers (across all the galaxies) to ensure we are protecting your information! They also added a  state of the art 128 bit encryption. (No decentralized good, but good)
• No sales tax! - (except NJ - sorry, Snooky)
• 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed - if you're not happy we're not happy.

If you have any questions about our products, or if would like to check the availability of an item, please use the Contact Us page to get in touch.